At first, I thought it was an April Fools joke, one day in advance. But on March 31st, the Daily Telegraph printed a 9-move loss in the Philidor Counter Gambit by a player with a USCF rating of 1428! Needless to say, his winning opponent was much higher rated at 1950. But the chess column makes no mention of their ratings. The game was played in the third round of the USATE 2008.
Black was overly concerned about Ng5, in playing 4...Be7 and 5...h6. The correct way to meet this threat is by 4...c6 and 5...Nf6, prepared to answer Ng5 by ...d5. White missed a quicker win by 9.Be6#.